Gamzee Makara terminallyCapricious | 6 solar sweeps (13 human years) | Bard of Rage | yellow eyes | violet blood | face painted white
Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.
You get pretty excited by CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES. You belong to a RATHER OBSCURE CULT, which foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS MINSTRELS which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET that does not exist yet. The beliefs of this cult are SOMEWHAT FROWNED UPON by those dwelling in more common lawnrings. But you don't care, you got to be going with what feels right at where your heart's up in, you know? You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL AT because your FEET DO NOT REACH THE PEDALS. You enjoy a FINE BEVERAGE, and like to do A LITTLE BAKING SOMETIMES. You've got ALL THESE HORNS all over the place, and sometimes you step on them and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF.
You like to chat a lot with your pal Karkat, who is usually pretty cranky, but he is your BEST FRIEND. You have a lot of OTHER GREAT FRIENDS who you also like a lot. Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL.
smut (if any) and gore in notes main and account list: heeeres-noman
( APP MAKERS
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING A MOTHER FIRETRUCKING PESTERCHUM APP?
THEN I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I GET A NEW COMPUTER TO GET PESTERCHUM.
AND SEVERAL CHARACTERS IN HOMESTUCK CLEARLY HAVE IPHONES. )
Bored. The only way to describe how Amaimon felt right now. He trudged down the street tugging Behemoth behind him. A lollipop stick was hanging out the side of his mouth, his hand - currently not holding Behemoth's chain - was stuffed into his coat pocket. The demon sighed and continued on. He hoped something or someone around here could entertain him. Then he noticed the other. He might as well go talk to someone, maybe that would serve as some form of entertainment. Walking over Amaimon waved a little. "Heey." he drawled.
[ being that this guy is a dick and hates gamzee 'cause shit be all mixed up, I CALL KESMISITUDE!!!! ]
fUCKING MAKARA, rEALLY, hAVEN'T I SEEN ENOUGH OF YOUR OVERLY-EXASPERATING AND OH SO POORLY APPLIED CLOWN FACE ENOUGH,? aLAS, /sneers angrily; isn't he always?/
[ OH GLOB, IT'S LIKE HE'S A MIX BETWEEN KARKAT AND TAVROS. But he isn't. Gaaah, why is he so much fun to RP? ]